I am a liar!!!

I had written this a couple of months back when I was listening to the ditto titled Bryan Adams number.....
Not sure if I can reproduce my orginal writing word to word....but here goes nothing!!

Contradiction Contradiction Contradiction!!!
This lines a total contradiction...an ideal for an example of contradiction.
Lets see how...
Going by the premise ....that Its true. It means that the first person is a liar...but if thats the case...well...well...well...hers' your first contradiction.
Now taking the second premise that ...its false.That means the first person is speaking the truth, which is not possible because of what hes saying...contradiction again!!!

So...from a famous novel ...which says...if there is a contradiction...check your premises....
The following wud be the only answer...EAT this!!!